Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

I kind of understand why he came out so hardcore saying basically nobody can work from home. It’s easier to start there and find fringe cases, then vice versa, but obviously not doing anything was probably the best decision.

If all the women are working from home, he can’t impregnate any of them.

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:vince1:

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This missed the mark a bit

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Elon did none of those things
Profit?

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If people want to talk about whether he’s business savvy, an engineer, Renaissance man (LOL), whatever… this one definitely resonated with the people.

https://twitter.com/polotek/status/1591233043075067907

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Turns out she’s changed her mind! Her original idea wasn’t wrong, duh. It’s just that Musk isn’t actually doing it.

https://twitter.com/jessicalessin/status/1590831770064551936?s=46&t=zDlNACVQUDL3ix6tuCcj2g

If only there were any signs the Elon had no idea what he was doing. Any signs at all.

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Because he wants to drive away all the talent in a competitive job market? He’s just clicking buttons. Fish on a heater.

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Lol. She is dumb.

Lol twitter is a lock to BK at this point, right?

Him being so worried about revenue and advertisers maybe bailing for months or years is not a good sign.

Maybe he’ll find a buyer…

I don’t have an account, only view tweets etc on desktop and have adblocker (if that’s relevant) and didn’t even know twitter had ads as I’ve never seen one … ever.

They aren’t a lock to go bankrupt, because Musk can fund their burn for years.

Can he though? He’s not particularly liquid. How muchTesla is he willing to sell? Especially if Tesla keeps tanking.

Not out of the realm of possibility but he would likely take a substantial loss.

Oh, definitely. I’m thinking that’s the end here. He sells it for pennies on the dollar.

He sold about $4 billion just last week, which is probably good for a year or more of Twitter burn. He’s very very wealthy.