Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

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Yup, it works

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Well, I mean? Don’t let me stop you from saying that. Isn’t it true? And since I know you agree with me, you rascal, we’ll just have our own Christmas party where we can listen to all the Drake you want. But you also have to let me listen to at least one Sam Cooke album.

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Edited to add: These are random Google image cookies. My real cookies would look way more retarded and be way simpler.

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Knock knock

Who’s there

Parody

Parody who

Parodiez nuts

Stolen from twitter

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So help me understand. A company commits crimes. Who is responsible for that?

In Australian and UK law. The directors and/or senior managers are personally responsible. It would take something pretty severe, but if my company completely ignored some of the compliance stuff we needed to do, people would def go to jail.

We’ll look at Enron. What happened there.

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https://twitter.com/RobIox_US/status/1590710434424041472?t=sPPjxU5EBZibxC4UBtpnNw&s=19

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Bernie piling on Eli Lily

https://twitter.com/berniesanders/status/1591167058917478400

Hell yeah kick em when they’re down

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Musk weighed in in his new guise of championing the voiceless:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591206480338116608?s=20&t=rOf5szf-UWkfVNrRdt6RvA

lol, Bernie jumping off the top ropes to elbow-slam Eli Lilly is great.

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Gotta feel for the libs with teslas

This tweet had to be a condition for Eli Lily dropping the lawsuit.

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Musk’s “correction” is also wrong. Wrong in that he’s acting like Bernie said insulin was discovered in 1923 when he said it was patented in 1923, which is true.

Recombinant insulin has been around for a long time (80s?) as well.

My uncle was diagnosed at 36 and lived to 90 all using the old insulin.

@CaffeineNeeded or others- is new and improved insulin 100 fold (or whatever the price increase is) better than old?

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Lol no ofc not

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It we won’t let folks get old school insulin (used still in much of the world).

Not sure why, you’d think it’s off patent and someone (India) would be happy to make it as a generic.

So we can assume it’s all rigged?

It’s effectively off-patent, but the companies that make insulin are a cartel.

The cost of insulin has gone up 300% in the past ten years, if Dems weren’t incompetent they’d be pounding the table and yelling about this constantly.

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590785323105423360?t=yRa7X0xngfn_0mb1jMkcdQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590986289033408512?t=Qi1gkF6QmMy19axv7mkTFA&s=19

And UP is having our best week of the quarter!

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