Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

It’s possible, but it usually takes fraud, malicious intent, etc. Rich people buying things and then breaking them won’t count, that’s just every day capitalism.

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None of the already verified people wanted to pay to create free content for Twitter.

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I assumed this was one of the grifter blue checks I’d heard so much about, but no, turns out it’s one of the old, reliable ones…

I think you could have pitched it to get most blue check marks. They could open verification up a lot more, but charge for it and throw in some features once verified to sweeten the pot. Even some revenue sharing to lessen the per month for blue check marks.

I mean they could have done anything really as long as they didn’t mess with the linchpin of Twitter, that you can identify people you trust to be who they say they are.

Hope you need the real GG was suspended.

Aren’t we all glad this takeover didn’t happen a week or month earlier? Imagine all the election related fuckery that would’ve occurred

Ok this is just the most perfect use of “lol” ever

To pierce the veil in CA you basically need to show the corps main purpose is fraud.

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My Twitter plan: 1) keep verification as is, 2) if you aren’t a sub 20-30% of tweets from people you follow are randomly blocked.

https://twitter.com/guydealership/status/1591137814280044545?s=46&t=x7RBb-Tg0llWSy6OjAW8Og

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https://twitter.com/EladNehorai/status/1590754885716566016

https://twitter.com/ShadeTheWolve/status/1591007276508536832

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Grunching. But wouldnt a situation where a bunch of the top security and legal people told him something, he ignored them and did it anyway, and they resigned leaving their advice in writing, would count?

No. The only way his personal fortune is going to be on the line is for crimes regulatory violations that he personally commits.

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At least Elon has been inspiring companies to make some BOLD choices

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300px-Surprised_Pikachu_HD

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Looool

https://twitter.com/rj_gallagher/status/1591147571996921856?s=46&t=x7RBb-Tg0llWSy6OjAW8Og

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This has to be onion.

These are all just the same joke over and over again. Wow, it’s something that company or person super wouldn’t say with a check mark, but it turns out the account is actually fake. Incredible. So funny. Loved it.

You’re not invited to the holiday party.

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You might as well say all Drake memes are just Drake looking at a thing and not liking it followed by Drake looking at a different but tangentially related or comically exaggerated thing and liking it.

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