Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Sadly suspended now

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I’m glad I don’t have any photoshop skills, because I feel like I’d be doing shit like this all the time.

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was funny to me to hear that the last previous admin to leave was the HR exec, of course an HR cockroach was the last to survive

Came across the @teslareal guy on tiktok. He just talks about what he did big terribly interesting.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRxsvYfu/

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Onion account or real?

https://twitter.com/waDNR/status/1591090938990198784

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i’m sure a 50/50 split of astute/batshit works for a company that was just cut in half.

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https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1591154277359456257

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no he does. a name like that would pull a lot of advertisers in or out.

it would be hilarious if someone actually did this while loaded with puts.

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They lost $22B in market cap on a day the market was booming. That’s half of what Elon paid for Twitter!

Clearly the big brain genius move here is to extort companies to protect them from fake checkmarks! Make Twitter a weird social media protection racket!

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Leftists should buy Twitter and use it to crash the stock market and capitalism.

@goreo @goofyballer we are all going to need mastodon accounts over at unstuckpolitics.social

https://twitter.com/rj_gallagher/status/1591148167411957760?s=20&t=twXVtzsz4X201HnGLZpA4g

It’s not stopping and I don’t want it to.

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lol wow.

:harold:

We had one of those that went on for weeks at the 33k person corporation I worked at in the early 2000s. Hilarious - especially the subject matter.

It’s also possible to pierce the corporate veil.

Kind of an improvement if we’re being honest.

No chance that Musk would be so sloppy about intermingling his personal affairs with Twitter’s business, or failing to keep appropriate records, that it would allow the corporate veil to be pierced. He’s far too disciplined.

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