Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/1591122471000100864

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That’s what that nbc guy said. Haven’t been able to verify it but haven’t tried.

There are plenty of remote workers basically phoning in their job right now.

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https://twitter.com/nktpnd/status/1591120588956893186

WaPo says “paused”

He needs money and also thinks the previous ones are “corrupt”

He hates the woke blue checks who put him in his place, and his toddler 0-level brain thought he could elevate his fanboys to the same status w/o repercussions.

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Musk’s next step should be to make a Twitter crypto exchange.

NFTs - gotta ride the wave while it’s hot

This paid verification was his master plan to deal with bots and fake accounts. It has obviously failed spectacularly.

Another story too

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1590979882993213440

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https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1590974046971523073

Very genius visionary businessman stuff

https://twitter.com/AsherLangton/status/1590984417052610560

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Jesus he’s still trolling like he’s in Jr. high. He’s learned absolutely nothing.

I’m absolutely sure the ONLY reason he killed it is because he couldn’t stop the fake Elon Musk accounts. He doesn’t give two shits about Eli Lilly or whatever.

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Sure Twitter is dying, but it’s never been this funny

https://twitter.com/DanielPAldrich/status/1591089528890339328

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https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1591133819918114816?s=20&t=3-ac0tNjhPaH97Yz-1opEQ

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I assume everyone is getting their $8 back?

So crazy if that is what caused it.

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/1591141931605950465

I can’t stop giggling at this

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this was a stunt apparently. All companies that make insulin are also down. also, that graph doesn’t even show a 10% drop so the drop is misleading.