Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1590853163246301184

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He sends ROCKETS into SPACE you think he cares about the FCC? Or the SEC? Or fuck it, the FAA?

SPACE!

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Do companies like Eli Lilly have grounds to sue Elon?

It’s tough because of the laws protecting websites from user content lawsuits, but I think this gets about as murky as it gets, especially with a verification system.

Well there hadnt been a twitter or Citrix in a lonnnng time. Buyers lapped up everything.

When they committed the financing he wasn’t trying to weasel out of it.

This is literally the billionaire version of buying a Ferrari to look cool after your wife leaves you, and totaling it. Reeeeal divorced dad energy.

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Short answer, yes. Long answer, maybe. Definitely have enough to file and litigate and seek to enjoin Twitter from permitting any confusingly similar names.

Edit: I envision a Twitter brief arguing that no one should take their “verification” system as a reliable indicator of the source of tweets.

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https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1590883615579443205?t=ksI8r1pc1zBHozvxBVranw&s=19

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Jesus, this one got me. Literal, audible cackle.

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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1590886516615938049?t=KdyvhvDWjvDwSrVV0wPFDg&s=19

Elon Musk (not a parody)
@el0nmusk

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Dumpster fire Twitter is amazing. What a great way to blow billions. I would have rather be bought me one of his fancy electric cars but this is a great consolation prize.

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You like fires?

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This is wild. I could just read this stuff forever.

https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1590890265879154688

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Without insurance

Flaming dumpster :fire:’s full of Elon’s billions? Why yes, yes I do!

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MOAR

https://twitter.com/TesIaReal/status/1590843127648354309

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