Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

Yeah but he had committed debt financing those commitments usuall good for six plus months

No chance he owns it still 6 months from now.

At least 10 billion emergency aid from US gov to twitter/elon within 6 months

https://twitter.com/TesIaReal/status/1590814093371662336

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Not sure where the line is rn.

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https://twitter.com/ggreenwa1d/status/1590895850611683334

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The last two posts gave me an idea for a twitter gimmick involving the SFPD

Lol actually had to double check that. Fake gg account definitely has potential.

What if name was like “EliLillyCopairofds”

I wonder how fast remaining twitter employees go after fake Elon and Tesla tweets now.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/12932820075

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Maybe instead we just assume every tweet is a parody unless it says #real

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https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1590902018096656384

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There is always a dril tweet. 2010!

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So good

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Has anyone made a @RealSaudiArabia account yet threatening to hack people up “like Khashoggi” or just bonesawing people in general?

By god, the lawsuits that these companies must be drafting right now…

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Turning a Fortune 500 company into a 4chan 500 company to own the libs.

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I’m watching all of this realizing Elon really could go to zero here. He’s really really really exposed.

Watching that guy smash into the side of a mountain at mach 2 would be the most fun I’ve had in years. This is a Kanyeesque melt down.

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Literally nobody has balls big enough to try this

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