Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1589691741711765504?s=46&t=gZrWyzbJUrLf8KEC9D8dnA

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Brutal.

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maybe we were looking at all this all wrong. aelon just wanted to charge the bot accounts for their blue checkmarks.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Sputnik_Not/status/1589654430990962688

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From my Linkedin feed. I don’t think this is a troll. What an interesting time to start working there…

starting_twitter

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https://twitter.com/realguldukat/status/1589719691211444224?s=46&t=-0o_bV6K7gMETCLzN6z9bA

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“Hey @elonmusk, your company has been imposing a draconian ideological censorship of the Brazilian people’s right to free speech,” Figueiredo tweeted. “We are at a critical moment in our history! Wtf is going on?? We thought you bought Twitter exactly for this reason! Rise and lift the censorship NOW!”

“I will look into this,” Musk replied.

The one engineer I know at Twitter was hoping to be laid off, but wasn’t.

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He can just set his profile to say his preferred pronouns are they and them. Then he’ll be laid off.

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It is a key characteristic of the Borg - identifying as non cis-gender

Have fun Elon!

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banned harry potter. LOOOL

It seems like every asshole jackass racist obnoxious dickhead on the internet wants to get in on the pillaging and chasing the libs off twitter like it’s some kind of rehearsal for going wild in real life.

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https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/1589758241369509888?s=20&t=GoydaD219PLe5sfKqXiijg

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The Virtual Purge

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That’s how it starts. Not entirely joking.

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AND have a potential lawsuit against Elon! That’s got to be a fun game for Twitter employees right now, trying to figure out ways to get laid off and have grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.

https://twitter.com/brentforGA/status/1589690209448259589

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1589719307688333312

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