Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

I bet the employees pushed back a bit and could slow roll anything like that out. What is Elon going to do, fire you?

This is mostly true. I got to know our last CEO a bit and he said 70% of his time was spent out just talking to people outside the company. This was for a Fortune 500 company so its not like it was a cushy job.

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1589335188286603264

Imagine getting fired and then getting a response a week later “oops our bad, want to come back and keep working on the tem?”

I would come back, unless I already found a gig, then quit wo notice they day I did.

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I would rather take the 60 day garden leave

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589390597798125568?s=20&t=ejRe3i3BvCtKdRnA6wuTfA

4D chess latest

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Elon Musk account permanently suspended for impersonating a human without clearly specifying “parody”.

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I mean honestly if he’s actually trying to personally moderate Twitter I can see that taking up a ton of hours.

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https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/1589009103183319040

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lol, this echoes a thought I had today on the 100+ hour work week thing, if he’s such a good businessman and has to personally manage every single one of his companies it shows he’s an egomaniac micromanager and almost certainly a fraud. Or, what is more likely, he doesnt work anywhere near that and is also a fraud.

Anyway, elon musk is a fraud.

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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 that the Founders specifically intended that Free Speech when making fun of the rich and famous is only protected when the account is clearly marked “PARODY”

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https://twitter.com/kurtwagner8/status/1589343615905853440?s=46&t=ZUYhfKP7dvuHkGmtlfhLKg

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What a shitshow

(dead link to suspended tweet where kathy griffin, impersonating Elon, says she’s voting blue)

Well, that didn’t take long…

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On thing law school is good at is picking apart bad ideas with increasingly complex fact patterns, which are usually derived from real cases. Everyone has good ideas about free speech until you read 500 small print pages of borderline cases, where in the end there is no “real” answer. It can be humbling. Elon would have benefitted from such an experience.

apparently fake. too bad, woulda been pretty hilarious.

What? This is not funny, this is just another in their long line of permutations on their one joke.

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https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1588624622471483392

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