Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

ouch my freeze peach writes have been castrated

still trying to build a critical mass of folks that pay him $8/m

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589403131770974208

https://mobile.twitter.com/GoodPoliticGuy/status/1589405385999675392

the rest of twitter has just become some top notch parody

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589414958508691456

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589413653190938624

some of those are great.

like look how good of a person i am that i dont attack the teenager that posts public information that i dont like…

also the dude is the largest purveyor of misinformation on the app by following… lol

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589390597798125568
https://twitter.com/BlackKnight10k/status/1589393549954412544

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And remember IT’s Stephen King that CARRIEd the day in reducing the fee from $20 to $8.

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https://twitter.com/robneyer/status/1589439594876968960

https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/1589419200359337984

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https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1589414326297071616?s=61&t=l3dGi0h92GucyxwUTXXBDQ

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the stephen/elon negotiations were so lol. king said that twitter should be paying him, and elon dropped the priceof verifications to infinty percent more than before.

lol Elon got bullied by Stephen King of all people.

Why is it still called “verification”? Is anybody verifying anything other than the receipt of eight bucks?

The official language in the app just calls it a blue check and doesn’t say anything about verification.

https://twitter.com/realguldukat/status/1589446766331854848?s=46&t=SR0N2gm_7YumxvUwGhyrmw

WINNAR

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Does anyone see a way to get a blue checkmark on their twitter? I don’t. Is it not rolled out yet?

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/1589448206894903296

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Leaving the plane tracker up has got to be because he realizes it’s just scraping public data from another site and he’s already Streisand’ed it enough with his previous attempt to shut it down.

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You can pay for it now but you won’t get the check until after the election

What if, and just hear me out, they offered TWO different check marks, one blue and one like green? Possibly too insane to even contemplate.

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He really is just clicking around and trolling on there now (cost: $44B)

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1589401140482883584
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589450155723722752
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589450301916213248
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589451026981335040

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