I feel like a dick that smells like nachos would be an improvement over standard dick smell.
How much dick have you smelled?
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Not enough for a representative sample but my intuition tells me they usually don’t smell better than nachos. I’m weirdly hungry for nachos right now.
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Naw man, Elon’s whole smell is nachos, the dick was “weird”. Discrete call outs.
I’m now having to inject this thread straight into my toes. My veins are crushed from Black Tar Elon.
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odd, I’m hungry for dick.
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hahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhaa
How many Hondas?
At an investment forum in New York on Friday, Mr. Musk said that after buying Twitter, he is now working 120 hours a week instead of his typical 70 or 80 hours.
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begging Stephen King for $8 now counts as “work”
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I usually prefer to subcontract out the begging for $8 through an app called Begshare, which I instantaneously traveled into the future via an Elon Musk consciousness uploader to create and implement retroactively, allowing me to collect the equity on my bet on the probability that Stephen King will give Elon Musk $8 through a cryptocurrency called Cheesecoin in exchange for my labor of having already have invented Begshare. In short, I eat Cheetos in bed, and Elon Musk pays me ~$3.50 for my work.
What have you done today??? Huh???
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He now gets to count his shit posting on Twitter as work.
That’s because the NFL kissed their collective asses to get them back. Elon is openly threatening advertisers. It’s different.
Obviously he has to work 40 hours a week for each ceo job. That’s like law right?!
pretty sure elon has near-zero involvement with spaceX other than to show up and be seen when there’s a particularly big launch/event.
I mean, who among us is without sin?
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at that level, ceo are there to extract subsidies and tax breaks from whatever tx/fl official in charge of the launch pad locations.
Realistically a ceo job seems most like high level pr.
Even worse, it’s cuck Elon giving in to socialist Disney and GM.
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