Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/1588977821879504897

1 Like

you can pay now, but the checkmarks don’t work from what i’ve read.

So like FSD on a Tesla

10 Likes

I think the car companies are all ultimately going to get off twitter. They don’t necessarily want to share all that data with Tesla. Good think other car manufacturers don’t spend any money on advertising!

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1589025263882735617

3 Likes

Select all squares with 🅝🅘🅟🅟🅛🅔.

3 Likes

Good news for the advertisers is they all have goldfish memories. The NFL boycott lasted like a half season. Now none of them even remember they ever said they were boycotting - just that they still hate Colin Kaepernick.

Here’s me, 'bye. "

Here’s you, ‘I’m making snarky use of my freeze peach.’

Here’s me, ‘buh bye.’

The online town square

https://twitter.com/abbyohlheiser/status/1588617501503819776

This is the future of Twitter - the Ian Miles Cheongs of the world being amplified and drowning out everything else.

1 Like

For a reference point on the absurdity of the $44 billion purchase price, General Motors currently has a market cap of $55 billion.

4 Likes

This was always doomed. It was like when the Christian fundamentalists try to boycott Disney and Harry Potter, no way you’re winning those battles.

Maybe musk should by them next

1 Like

Make actual cars? In this economy?

5 Likes

That’s fucking wild, like if the dude had just tracked down an extra 20% he could have bought a whole fucking car company and instantly remade the auto landscape as we know it but instead he went with a vanity project that he knows nothing about and will immediately run into the ground

And there are people that think this guy is a genius lol fucking amazing

4 Likes

It makes more sense when you realize money has no value to a guy like Elon who runs a cult and can unlimited grift forever (sound familiar?). The whole point of buying twitter is to squash the left and amplify deplorable discourse because, well, he’s a deplorable.

Say what you will about Bezos, but he just runs his website that sells crap the dollar store would be embarrassed to sell without pretending we’re going to Mars.

He’s got a penis rocket

6 Likes

https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/1588933764692185090

19 Likes

Worth the $8.

It’s the future of the world, suzman