Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

https://www.axios.com/2022/10/31/vine-tiktok-twitter-musk-team-reboot

I’d forgotten that Twitter invented TikTok years ago, then shut it down and let the niche get filled by a Chinese propaganda op.

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lmao

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vine is not tiktok

the magic of tiktok is the algorithm

you could upload 6-second videos to youtube decades ago

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oh forgot about this

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I have a few ideas for his avatar.

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I thought his book was pretty interesting

I’m excited to have it just be stable for a whole year. I can’t keep up with you all because you’re always changing avatars on me haha

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I think number of companies is a pretty unilluminating metric here. It probably makes more sense to think of his business empire as Tesla, with a Tesla Space division run by Gwynne Shotwell and a handful of Google X-style side projects. But rather than having a legible corporate structure implementing that, it’s a sort of feudal personal union of all these companies with him as the CEO. It’s the Austro-Hungarian empire of the business world.

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Lol me too. Post the image and I’ll update.

I suggest Elon musk picture circa PayPal.

I’ll take ‘things I should have thought about before spending $40,000,000,000 on something’ please.

https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1587458927914000385?s=46&t=mYCT_cFy5u6tdOKi12PXcA

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He actually announced the $8 plan I believe so he was using the king thread to push it out there before the official release. Probably also reason he originally threw out $20.

https://twitter.com/ryanbarwick/status/1587430944448864258?s=46&t=mYCT_cFy5u6tdOKi12PXcA

https://twitter.com/jazzhandmedowns/status/1587482888756285440?s=46&t=mYCT_cFy5u6tdOKi12PXcA

https://twitter.com/numb3r5ev3n/status/1587459304214388736?s=46&t=mYCT_cFy5u6tdOKi12PXcA

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They also will get priority to be displayed in replies etc… this will go well.

Musk also says that the service will get you:

you want bots? this is how you get bots

that’s gonna destroy the website, lol, holy fuck

:vince3:

The simplest explanation is usually correct - he’s just a fucking moron

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