Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

He can try.

Exhibit A in their case: we got this guy to buy the company at a high price thus enriching shareholders.

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Is the “cause” going to be “allowed unqualified narcissist to take over company”?

LOL
LAW

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elon musk buys twitter and keanu reeves walks among us

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Ok, Elon went through with the deal to avoid discovery, these guys are going to sue and he’ll pay them all out to avoid discovery again, what am I missing?

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I don’t feel like Elon wins that court battle and eventually settles for almost the full amount and court costs w an nda.

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The faucet of money from the legion of cringe millenial/late GenX entrepreneurs who fell face first into a billion or so dollars each, who literally grovel at Elon’s feet, each trying to prove they’re more loyal to him and backing 100% of his moves than everyone else

Figure at least a few years of them just continuing to plug his shortfalls

Nothing. He’s a fucking moron on a sun run unparalleled in human history. That’s about to end.

Elon out here just floating the entire legal profession single handedly

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Such as this fucking loser

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The tragic death of the Republican Party

2012 megathread at 2p2 by Riverman that lasted for years

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Calacanis is absolutely the most insufferable of the bunch

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https://twitter.com/themouthmatusow/status/1586367759985754114

:vince1:

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Damn, it’s times like these when I need a much more anonymous twitter account so I can go unprotected and tell Mike that’s a burn for the both of them

The comments do have people with October 2022 join dates talking about joining at the Elon transition

How 'bot that, sounds like Elon is making Twitter great again.

Can’t be, Tusk hates bots!

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1586334278941478913

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1586675070650535937

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1586676704092864514

JFC we’re gonna have to quit

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