Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

We’re just going to ignore that he’s carrying in his own sink?

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he’s clearly trying to sink the deal. or twirtter. whichever comes first

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Hopefully he had a bit/joke prepared expecting one of the first people to ask him about it and no one ever did

The line is in the tweet

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My business partner wore a captain’s hat (pictured) to work for something like 6 months, maybe longer. Like, all day every day. I never once asked him about it and haven’t since.

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Was the joke seriously to carry in a sink so that he could use the line “let that sink in”? That seems pretty abstract.

It doesn’t even have Safari Flaps!

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I am more interested in whether he will unban Russian propaganda outlets like Sputnik or Russia Today.

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https://twitter.com/JamesGleick/status/1585668510990143490?t=v0At9DjQZuARkrof_d3JYQ&s=19

Would’ve been better if he was carrying a toilet.

Time for a thread title change.

He already fired the CEO and CFO

happeningbunker.gif

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Do any bets ITT settle?

Forgot to add “because he loves humanity” to the title: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1585619322239561728

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$13 billion came from banks and I think most of the rest came from tech bros and middle eastern governments. He did sell a bunch of stock but it’s unclear how much of his own money went towards the purchase price.

FYP

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Main thing I took from this Tweet is that I saw a related Tweet that Walter Isaacson is apparently at Twitter HQ watching this unfold.

https://twitter.com/WalterIsaacson/status/1585666128713371649

I lost a bunch of Sklansky bucks.

How long until the orange one is back?