Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

I would suspect that litigation involving individuals is much more likely to be contentious as it’s going to be more personal for the parties. I also think solo practitioners or small firms layers are more likely to be like that as it’s a way to make a name for yourself. Biglaw lawyers/firms are also more likely to be repeat players so don’t want to get themselves or their firm a bad reputation - which can hurt you with judges.

I’ve mostly dealt with corporate clients so you don’t have the same level of animosity amongst the parties. Only twice have I dealt with lawyers who were super aggressive about everything. Once it was definitely just the lawyer as I’d been warned about him in advance. The other time I’m pretty sure it was the client, as the client had been a dick in his deposition.

Looks like this is going to be a NO BET then. I think if the court does order specific performance, the normal, formal acquisition process could last well beyond mid-2023.

That being said, I’m still marking this as a mental bet and I look forward to big I TOLD YOU SO energy when the court rules against Musk.

That was exactly what was going through my mind when reading the proposal.

Court ordering it and it happening are two different things.

https://twitter.com/waDNR/status/1575541070427193350

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LOL

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1576021072239300608

lmao

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https://twitter.com/shanvav/status/1576980106731405319?s=46&t=1LFs7nUNuSTt66Fqe23eSA

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:harold:

What if this is just a test to expose all the Russian bots on twitter.

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:vince1:

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Zelensky with his own poll

https://twitter.com/ZelenskyyUa/status/1577006943499350016

This thing does EVERYTHING for you. You just have to hold it upright the entire time.

So we’ve evolved from “Russian warship, go fuck yourself!” to “Elon, fuck off - very diplomatically.”

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1576994262226702336

Elon’s jumping in with the poster board rebuttal. Like, yes, obviously in the abstract Elon, people should democratically choose their fate. No one’s disputing that.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1576998577758666752

Full mobilization would pure insanity. A bit odd that Putin’s erratic and insane, but also we know the outcome of Ukraine taking Crimea

Also lol at the the Ukrainian government telling you to fuck off and then coming back with “if you truly cared about the people in Ukraine you’d go with my idea”

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So, if the people of Crimea want to be part of Ukraine, and Putin doesn’t want to let them go, then…?

Thanks @goofyballer fie the Matt Levine recommendation. Todays newsletter with Musks texts was hilarious.

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billionaire brain genius has never encountered the “useful idiot” idea

https://twitter.com/DavidSacks/status/1577026873808207872

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I’m calling for an immediate ban on listening to anyone from Silicon Valley about anything until we figure out what the hell is going on

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When does this devolve into Elon calling Zelensky a pedophile?

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We should ask California/New Mexico if they want to be apart of Mexico. That shit would be epic.