Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

I think the charitable interpretation is that if they feel they are in the wrong they will just offer fair compensation without putting up a fight.

Basically he is saying in those cases they will do this:

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It’s just meaningless babble until pen gets to paper and guidance is laid out.

Well in reality it’s not even that. It’s just lies. Musk is absolutely going to seek victory when he knows he’s wrong. He’ll just claim he thinks he is right and turn the lawyers loose.

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Never mind the guy seems to think Tesla’s lawyers’ job is to defend lawsuits stemming from his abusive sexual behavior?

Just astonishing we got to this point with this imbecile, but here we are.

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So I think from Elon’s tweets we can deduce that a) he doesn’t consider himself a serial offender and b) he doesn’t have any distinguishing features on his private parts OR the exposure was very brief - like a fan dancer.

There’s got to be at least one person at Tesla who’s mentioned the idea to someone else of importance that there should be a plan just in case that the pokerboom of the stock market ends and the robinhooders fleeing tesla, dropping the price to 1/10 of its price to adequate levels, doesn’t inadvertently destroy the company.

I’m quite sure anyone speaking in reality was shown the door years ago. Lol narcissists.

Dunno, my main deduction from his tweets is that he is a deranged psycho who got where he is in life the old fashioned American way, by bullying people and drinking their milkshakes.

Sure he has some minimal scientific intellect that allowed him to enter the field but the key to him becoming the richest man in the world is clearly just being a school yard bully in a super lucrative field filled with soft nerds.

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Remember when Donald Trump couldn’t bullshit anymore and was staring down the barrel of personal bankruptcy and his lenders just shrugged and gave him even more money? I assume something similar will happen with this fucking asshole because in the words of Tom Wambsgans, I’ve never seen a narcissistic billionaire piece of shit get fucked even once.

I get where you’re coming from, but this shouldn’t be astonishing at this point.

https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/1527841581885169665?s=20&t=XdEuo0IYlbfEhV6DAiTV-g

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There were multiple posters here defending Elon this very month for literally nothing. He is not going to have a hard time finding lawyers to bilk him for millions. I agree with what others have said that they wont be the best and brightest but as we have seen with Trump that doesn’t matter at all as long as they are aware of the fuck you so what defense.

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Will always remember them for their merch :slight_smile:

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https://twitter.com/WillOremus/status/1527790081028894721

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I’m not sure these are defense lawyers so much as lawyers who harass the shit out of any women who step forward.

That’s just a defense lawyer.

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It’s sort of wild that Trump paid Stormy $50k in hush money when he could have just let her expose the secret and no one would have cared. Hell, his fan base would probably think it’s based that he bones porn stars on the side.

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I dont think it was for his MAGA fans, but his rich corporate friends. Telling them he was paying off pornstars would be seen as pathetic, even though half of them were flying with Epstein.