Douchebag 2.0—an Elon Musk company

I dunno but I noticed the other day that you’re also getting push notifications from Matthew Fucking Wallace’s Twitter which seems like a huge life leak.

Why do that to yourself?

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A right wing person saying sterilization screams old school eugenics vibe to me.

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:pensive: yeah I don’t really know why that happened, nor do I even really know who hr

Better idea - let’s sterilize Elon.

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it’s too late. the musk outbreak is uncontrollable

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https://twitter.com/NWSStLouis/status/1647042871751745536

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Government agencies have to pay up for their API usage, all part of the brilliant plan.

With all the resources in the US Military, I feel like they could crank out a Twitter Clone for Government related transit, traffic, weather, disaster alerts within a week.

They do have some IT guys that won’t be doing anything for a while.

I’ll start believing the AI hype when twitter can actually suppress the OnlyFans spam that shows up in the more tweets section of just about every sports pundit I follow.

I’m joking but I’m also serious. When is this shit actually going to be put to work doing stuff that humans can trivially identify?

They all look exactly like this. It seriously cannot be that hard. It’s always one of two or three pasty girls that aren’t even very hot by porn standards.

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It’s like Elno opened MS Edge browser for the very first time and then it of course took him straight to the MSN home page; then he called an emergency meeting with what is left of his engineers, plugged his laptop into the conference room big screen and yelled, “THAT! I WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE THAT!”

I moved the religion talk to the God and Religion thread as it seemed no longer related to Musk. I only skimmed so if there is a better thread - or people really want it to continue here, let me know.

What’s your opinion on secular religion?

who else clicked on “show” only to realize it was a screenshot? :joy:

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I was going to post about it in the space thread, but SpaceX is potentially doing a test launch of Starship tomorrow morning. Tune in to see whether Elno successfully clicks the “completely revolutionize spaceflight” button!

None of that is a skillset except creating hype, which is way more luck based than skill based, and the skill part is abundant everywhere

You and bob just cannot comprehend luck, which is funny

You really think Elon had a significant contribution to his being placed in front of government subsidzers, AND that they would have said no to anyone in his place

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Oh yes. When I worked for a non-profit, our governement interface was a guy named Jack. Jack regularly walked into the front glass doors.

Used in a sentence

Jack went to Washington and came back with $1,000,000. If Jack had stayed home, we’d have gotten $3,000,000.

Jack should’ve been the techbro flavor of the month when the government wanted to privatize NASA and subsidize EVs