Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

The judge was as advertised. He got in his wry remark when it took Trump 3 tries to sign all the paperwork: “Third time’s the charm!”

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1668675956188258307

I know taxpayers foot the SS detail, but who foots all the travel expenses? Also are ex presidents entitled to a motorcade whenever they go?

I’m still fascinated as to how much money this guy must be spending every day in legal fees, etc. I must way under estimate how lucrative fundraising is

ok so he’s at some cafe that was a known spot he was stopping and these crowds are utterly ludicrous. This guy is really going to destroy democracy? I guess he might cos lol USA but fuck me this is so fucking pathetic.

https://twitter.com/ITYSL_memes/status/1668694271564587039

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From the spam folder (somehow I am on his mailing list)


Trump2

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In the past the protectees have covered most of the expenses related to having a bunch of agents keep them safe, the Clintons were allowed to receive $1,100 a month for providing space for the agents to hang out in the house (they declined the payments).

Kind of amazed the max suggested donation is less than $1k

Lol now I just want a supercut of all the times candidates got roasted in the debates

Surely some YouTube savant has already compiled sixty years of roasts :face_with_monocle:

Makes me think of the Dances with Wolves scene where Spivey uses the pages from Dunbar’s diary as toilet paper.

Gotta imagine those documents got sprayed with a drop or two from proximity :ice_cream:

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https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1668739751069769729

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Didn’t know garrison also did courtroom sketches

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Everyone knows the pencil takes off 100 pounds.

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not telling me the flag is a flag so i think its a poor imitator

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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1668712737386446850?t=fXCi35292FPupjgcydi-Hw&s=19

Who is the lil guy?

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How has the same dude been drawing those court sketches for 200 years

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The real Melania or the fake one?

There’s a real one?

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The OG fake one.

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