Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

You will go to the Degobah system.

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I never said that “some states may choose to monitor women’s pregnancies to possibly prosecute for violating any abortion bans.” This was made up by Democrats and the Fake News Media. After 50 years, Abortion is now up to the States, where everybody, Republican and Democrat, plus all legal scholars and experts, have wanted it to be. The people choose, and many States, like Ohio and Kansas, have chosen. Many others are in the process of choosing. Arizona’s Legislature has just voted to kill an old 1800’s law, and a new one will soon be voted on by the people. It is all working, will never go back to the Federal Government, and our Country will soon start uniting on this long contentious issue. At the same time, nobody wants to see abortion in the 7th, 8th, or 9th month or, execution after birth, as some states, like the former Democrat Governor of Virginia said, was permitted. Listen to your heart, but common sense must also be applied. Remember, politicians must also win elections!

Donald Trump Truth Social 03:39 AM EST 05/05/24

lol. didn’t write that

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1787124298265584080?t=c7ExZyAv7VYGcHtFu5K3dQ&s=19

noted-safehouse

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The TrumpDailyPosts account on X has 4 times more followers than there are Truth users.

https://twitter.com/PoliticusSarah/status/1786382795155136614?t=2PCdZP4Xc4V7--V1sLZ2SQ&s=19

Meanwhile Trump Media is worth billions more than xitter

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TMTG has a $6.5 billion market cap, I think Twitter is still in the $11 billionish range but since it’s gone private those are just estimates.

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His previous post referred to Waiting for Godot. The scope of Trump’s literary and mathematical knowledge is astonishing.

….Oh…and he just happens to be the same judge who presided over two other Trump cases. A coincidence? Hardly. What are the odds? Common sense and the law of averages make it highly improbable, since there are more than 100 trial judges in New York City. Bragg went ‘judge shopping’ and got what he wanted…Alvin Bragg’s Theater of the Absurd is an insult to the principles of justice that Americans hold dear.”

Donald Trump Truth Social 02:56 PM EST 05/05/24

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Depending on context or application it can be considered a valid common-sense observation or a misunderstanding of probability. This notion can lead to the gambler’s fallacy when one becomes convinced that a particular outcome must come soon simply because it has not occurred recently (e.g. believing that because three consecutive coin flips yielded heads , the next coin flip must be virtually guaranteed to be tails ).

More like lol of averages

He is the true lol of average. Too bad he is so dangerous.

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Real or AI?

Trump hand delivers Xeno pizza to firefighters

Gotta be AI. His hands are too small to be able to grip the top and bottom of two pizza boxes.

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Real. He’s having to use his pinkies. That’s why he’s crying again.

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Can AI spell yet? The words aren’t gibberish. Once they fix that, i give up.

Real, but pre-arranged. Pizza sat and got cold waiting for Trump to arrive on-site to do the handover to the fire guys.

Now pivoting to yes, I did the crime but so did Clinton. SO UNFAIR

Andrew McCarthy: “HILLARY CLINTON, RECIDIVIST ELECTION-THEFT CONSPIRATOR…Regarding 1992, the Clinton campaign used a law firm as the intermediary for tens of thousands of dollars in payments to a private investigator (Jack Palladino) whose task was to obtain the silence of women who claimed to have had affairs with Bill Clinton…it turns out that this 1992 tactic — booking as legal fees what might euphemistically be called ‘research’ — was the blueprint for the 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign, in cahoots with the Democratic National Committee. They paid their law firm, Perkins Coie, which retained the research firm Fusion GPS and its contractor, former British spy Christopher Steele, to generate the farcical Steele dossier that was shared with the FBI, the State Department, and the media to smear Trump as a clandestine agent of the Kremlin…

Donald Trump Truth Social 03:01 PM EST 05/05/24

Page 2: “In the Clinton campaign and DNC filings with the FEC, the payments were disguised as ‘legal services’ and ‘legal compliance and consulting,’ rather than research…How cynically amusing, then, for Bragg to rationalize that Trump had to be charged because the 2016 election race was so tight that any deceptive scheme could have affected the outcome. It goes without saying that Bragg has not lifted a finger to prosecute Hillary.”

Donald Trump Truth Social 03:01 PM EST 05/05/24

Whenever I order from Xeno’s Pizza, the delivery guy takes literally forever to get to me.

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Ok, let’s put the Clintons in jail too.

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Trump’s entire understanding of the justice system is based on the concept that “if somebody got away with something worse than what I did, then I should get away with my crime too. Otherwise, it’s not fair!!”

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Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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And he thinks everyone is already doing those things.