Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

lol flushing public toilets. Maybe with my foot.

I flushed a toilet at a casino today with my finger!

Fortunately, I have the ability to walk 10 feet to the sink without licking my hands.

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Why you crying?

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1786502566156943708

He could, I donā€™t know, maybe just get on the stand and tell us about it.

The tape played yesterday and discussed today, while good for my case, was cut off at the end, in the early stages of something very positive that I was in the midst of saying. Why was it cut off???

Donald Trump Truth Social 02:12 PM EST 05/03/24

His lawyer could also just play the rest on cross if itā€™s actually good for Trump

Unless thatā€™s all there is? Trump can claim there was more and say itā€™s part of the frame.

Along the lines of this

It has always been clear that the ā€œDocuments Caseā€ is nothing but an Election Interference Scam concocted by Crooked Joe Biden, Deranged Jack Smith, and their Hacks and Thugs. Now, Deranged Jack has admitted in a filing in front of Judge Cannon to what I have been saying happened since the Illegal RAID on my home, Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida - That he and his team committed blatant Evidence Tampering by mishandling the very Boxes they used as a pretext to bring this Fake Case. These deeply Illegal actions by the Politicized ā€œPersecutorsā€ mandate that this whole Witch Hunt be DROPPED IMMEDIATELY. END THE ā€œBOXES HOAXES.ā€ MAGA2024!

Donald Trump Truth Social 07:20 PM EST 05/03/24

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Canā€™t see Trump picking a black gay man who loves Jesus for VP. I think he either picks one of his kids or sells the the VP position off to some billionaire.

Maybe he will just run w/o a VP

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Folks many have said sir you are the only one who can save america from the radical leftist sleepy joe they say sir we need you at the top and only you. So Iā€™m making my vp the smartest and ill say it the best looking person i can think of which is donald trump. We all love trump folks and what could be better than double trump for president and vice president.

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Can I get a CONSEQUENCES check?!

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Inb4 it turns out he illegally got the $9k by fraudulent transfer of funds from some illicit source.

It was probably just PAC money.

Probably

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is there anything that says trump canā€™t be both POTUS and VP at the same time?

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In a galaxy far far away

All of the so-called ā€œevidenceā€ being presented in Court by the Crooked Joe Biden Fascist Prosecutors has NOTHING to do with the phony, no crime case, against me. The Judge is letting things into this Witch Hunt that would NEVER be let in by a fair Judge ā€”Like a decades old event that was already adjudicated by the voters in the 2016 Election ā€” A LONG TIME AGO. MAGA2024!

Donald Trump Truth Social 11:48 AM EST 05/04/24

Coincidence?

https://x.com/HarrisonFordLA/status/1786744095156945277

RIP :skull:

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1786904125503873164?t=iLlsJCBUZ9yqfZ7MgK-YVw&s=19

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grue,

Youā€™re a tiny little coward. Admitting you canā€™t follow even basic, straight-forward, conversations would still be a ton better than running away and pretending it didnā€™t happen and hoping no one would notice.

Chicken.

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