Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

Hope Hicks called to the stand!

Remember when she gave Trump COVID?

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https://x.com/eorden/status/1786418140756209894

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Pee tape?

https://x.com/eorden/status/1786434489402417405

jk, no idea

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Hope Hicks testifies, under oath, that she does not remember being in the August 2015 meeting (w/Pecker, Trump, and Cohen) and but says it is certainly possible.

She does, however, remember participating in phone calls with them both, including after the National Enquirer published a piece about Ben Carson and “medical malpractice.” Hicks remembers Trump praising the reporting and telling Pecker it was “Pulitzer worthy;” she remembers a similar call after the Enquirer ran a story about Ted Cruz’s father and Lee Harvey Oswald. She remembers Trump praising Pecker for “great reporting.”

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In other pee news

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1786411182674362814

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Love to see them bringing back our favorite characters from season 1.

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Tweet lacks the most important piece on information here. If this was a urinal and Giuliani flushed for him this may be the most beta male moment in history.

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You have to flush urinals manually? Never heard of that, ew.

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The US is like other developed countries, just 30 years ago.

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Don’t blame Anderson for not wanting to touch anything in those awful restrooms.

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NYC court facilities have not been updated since 12 Angry Men

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He didn’t say urinal.

“In front of me” makes it sound like urinal, and like maybe he was standing too close to Cooper

Who didn’t say urinal?

Trump might be the one guy there who doesn’t have to worry about following Cooper, urinal vs toilet, or even using the restroom at all. Assuming the diaper rumors are true.

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An observation from a man who believes that anything worth saying requires taking freakishly long to say it.

https://x.com/MSNBC/status/1786454419011162334

We were told she has a near-photographic memory but she had trouble remembering quite a few details.

https://x.com/eorden/status/1786472514828316923

i feel like whenever anyone says “photographic memory” in any serious sense it’s a good indicator they are full of shit.

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In anderson’s defense there was a huge tùrd in the middle of the restroom and he was trying to escape.

(Editor: yes Giuliani was the tĂšrd)

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