Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

They want Trump’s team to tell them why Trump shouldn’t be in jail.

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Dude on ABC says one possible contempt punishment would be having Trump write an essay. That would be entertaining.

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Let rubio move and then pick someone else.

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Appreciate you because I read it the first way too

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https://x.com/eorden/status/1779907912426487977

$3,000. Not enough zeroes.

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Onion? This makes it seem like a great deal - you get to threaten the judge and jurors in your case for the low low price of only $1k per post!

Very hard to not LOL LAW right now.

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lol they want to issue more shares

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I’m just going to have to zone this shit out if they’re threatening him with essays and $3K fines. Completely ridiculous.

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The sanction is up to the judge but I expect he’d start small if he says Trump is in contempt.

Not sure this is real but

https://x.com/MollyJongFast/status/1779915145927446536

Ok, real. From NYT live coverage

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Mags was hacked.

I know you’re joking but

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1779917161651188128

AI ain’t this good yet.

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Also from Haberman

The only time Mr. Trump showed a flash of humor was when he laughed at one of his own social media posts, which attacked his former fixer, Michael D. Cohen, who is expected to be the prosecution’s central witness.

Trump laughing about his post violating the gag order. I say up the fine.

Edit: Oh well

Gives Trump the chance to double down before a ruling.

You dare laugh in my courtroom? Laugh again and that essay is single spaced, mister.

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CONSEQUENCES!

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20240415_135030

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This is just Trump leading the war on woke.

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People falling asleep at their own trial is a completely ordinary thing, I’d guess happens every day.

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When Kirk fell asleep they held an “extraordinary competency hearing” and he was relieved of duty.

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