Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

X is a work of contrasts.


dying laughing rn

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He is a regular rich little with the impersonations.

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I had to think twice before clicking on that clip, knowing what he was going to say. He’s so nuts, it’s embarrassing. WTF? It’s like I’m tuning in to a highlight reel of the brain-damaged ramblings of thousands of drunk morons. God help us if this asshole gets back in White House.

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I had the opposite problem. I think it was ninth grade when I did a book report on Huck Finn. I put off reading it and ended up staying up late the night before to finish it. When it came time for the report, I seemed to go on forever recapping the plot in way too much detail.

How did you handle the n word in that presentation?

70 million+ people will hear the brain-damaged ramblings of thousands of drunk morons and think “That’s the guy who should be running this country!”

“N-Word! Now that I have your attention, let me tell you about the tales of Huckleberry Finn”

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Trump is a regular man of the people in that way.

SEE YOU TOMORROW

Just four years ago I was a very popular and successful President of the United States, getting more votes than any sitting President in history. Tomorrow morning I’ll be in Criminal Court, before a totally conflicted Judge, a Corrupt Prosecutor, a Legal System in CHAOS, a State being overrun by violent crime and corruption, and Crooked Joe Biden’s henchmen “Rigging the System” against his Political Opponent, ME! I will be fighting for myself but, much more importantly, I will be fighting for our Country. Election Interference like this has never happened in the USA before and, hopefully, will never happen again. We are now a Nation in serious Decline, a Failing Nation, but we will soon be a Great Nation Again. November 5th will be the most important day in the History of the United States. MAGA2024! SEE YOU TOMORROW.

Donald Trump Truth Social 07:14 PM EST 04/14/24

T-14 HOURS

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Last night I dreamt that Trump was riding a crowded city bus with me on his way to trial.

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Did you get a look at his phone and was he tapping out these gems?

https://twitter.com/TrumpDailyPosts/status/1779826404605280659?t=PGvYnSL9rhsu8RD5hEZ9OA&s=19

https://twitter.com/TrumpDailyPosts/status/1779833891844665509?t=-VWqWTsouFXG7eoEpIr_eA&s=19

There he is. Looks a little sleepy.

“Yes” takes this one.

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What do we win?

Can you imagine being in the jury pool.

Waiting for the movie in 10 years about the sleeper juror that slipped in to get a mistrial.

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If you’re going to question the value of being right on the internet what are we even doing here?

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https://twitter.com/lawofruby/status/1779889431555494268?t=i24ErfkLRmKVTecXNC-mYQ&s=19

Stern warning from the bench coming after a 3 day/week recess for submission of briefs and oral argument, then appeal for a month, then appeal again ad infinitum

IANAL, so I found this language very confusing:

the DA’s office drops this: “Shortly, we will be seeking an order to show cause why Defendant should not be held in contempt” for violating the gag order.

I interpreted it as, “The DA’s office will argue that Defendant should not be held in contempt”, which left me very puzzled. But apparently, this means that the DA will be asking the judge to force Defendant’s attorneys to show why Defendant should not be held in contempt. Which makes far more sense.

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https://x.com/viviankesandre/status/1779892125213048840?s=46

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