does AI not know what a jail is?
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I guess not
Even AI knows that Trump isnāt going to jail.
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Maybe it knows heāll never see the inside of a jail?
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Trump is a prisoner of his own body.
The road to trial is paved with denied requests for stays.
We got him
If house arrest has no internet no tv and no golf, I can live with it
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I donāt know how this works, but I canāt imagine him having house arrest without access to a golf course. Am srs.
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The best people
House = property.
So see if he gets house arrest, make him live in the whitehouse (after he wins). Itāll drive him nuts and heāll quit to go live at Maralago
Welcome President Scott.
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Jeremy had an opportunity to do something hilarious by playing along with it.
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so sorry your honor, we had the wrong jeremy rosenberg. iām sure you can understand, this is a big whoopsie. iāll need 3 more days to find the right jeremy rosenberg, thank you.
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āIf your client would like do a plea bargain, Iāll be glad to sentence him to the max, uh, I mean min.ā
āReally?ā
āOne way to find out. Your request to delay is denied.ā
Canāt decide if a golf simulator would be encouraged while under house arrest. He canāt cheat on it so it may torment him as he doesnāt break 100.
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I honestly have a hard time imagining him ever seeing the inside of a prison. I think the most likely result (if he ever is convicted) is house arrest and yeah, theyāll probably consider the Mar-a-lago golf course his backyard so theyāll allow it 
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Too bad they didnāt subpoena Sol Rosenberg.
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