Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

oldest and most successful grift around and still a money maker, if Jim Bakker can rise again imagine what the righteous Trumps can scam from their cultists

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Itā€™s an old dog whistle.

Thatā€™s some serious confidence for one of the biggest ā€œlol lawā€ people here.

I think there is an excellent chance he fades consequences win or lose. Heā€™s still rich and white. That goes a very, very long way.

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It is very unlikely that the worst and most famous fundamentalist grifter preachers/pastors believe God is real. Kenneth Copeland et al.

Donā€™t forget dems will 100% argue he needs to let off to heal the nation.

April Fools!!!

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Canā€™t even tell if itā€™s real. I feel itā€™s fake and it was April 1st, but he has said worse things.

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-02/trump-175-million-bond-arranged-by-billionaire-supporter-s-firm

Busting the myth of the brilliant rich guy - this dude doesnā€™t know shit!

That man is lying.

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Mr. Hankey?

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My first thought was this lady doesnā€™t know what matador means, but she does! ā€œTrump is the matador. Heā€™s gonna wipe 'em all out!ā€

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1775231148043403458?s=20

Thereā€™s an old joke about a kid digging in a pile of manure because ā€œThere must be a pony in here somewhere!ā€ I never really got it, but maybe Iā€™m beginning to. There must be some value in this dungheap. People donā€™t sue each other over worthless shit, right?

https://x.com/TimOBrien/status/1775268163577598264?s=20

Itā€™s 2024 and judges are still ā€œgobsmackedā€ by thr way Trump litigatesā€¦

"The Delaware judge, Sam Glasscock III, declined to fast-track Litinsky and Mossā€™s suit after Trumpā€™s lawyers agreed to avoid lessening the value of their shares. But at a hearing Monday the pair told the judge they plan to seek an order barring the Florida suit from going forward while they litigate claims that Trump planned to target their stake all along.

The judge said he was ā€œgobsmackedā€ to learn of Trumpā€™s Florida suit ā€” which he filed instead of bringing counterclaims against the two in Glasscockā€™s own courtroom ā€” and would consider possible sanctions against the former president in the Delaware case."

And yet today the steaming pile still has a market cap of $6.99B

More like market crap of $6.99BMs amirite

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GOBSMACKED

ā€œPOSSIBLE SANCTIONSā€ lolololol

LOL LAW

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GLASSCOCK

Trump zuckerberging his co-founders should gobsmack literally zero people though.