Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

If “poor” was pronounced with a short ‘o’ he would have been done though.

“Don Whoreleone” would work… :transmet_smiley:

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If jacked up joe starts making fun of his golf game, Donnie might actually fall apart

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I’m surprised he didn’t win THE JUNIOR CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY as well

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Busy TRUMP day ahead. A hearing. Maybe we find out if any rich “friends” are willing to fund his bond. And he continues to bask in golf glory.

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1772245022676595169?t=s36uQ0aGG_T_jMyt-EnbFA&s=19

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1772244383498137791?t=Q62OlvSJVGeO_eqVytYVew&s=19

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1772219743446991031?t=suSMRS9OVjzB0s3uNzlzzA&s=19

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Huh. I guess presidents really are allowed to assassinate their political rivals.

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Some people would see that tweet and think he’s melting down

Not us

We know that’s him every fucking day

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I might be crazy, but I prefer the CAPS on random words rather than the launch into all CAPS. Just more artful in my opinion.

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This is a witch hunt. This is a hoax. Thank you.

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1772263197195603991?t=NDYPiWjWP4-c6RoCxNinyw&s=19

Hearing has started.

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1772271104507183206?t=-GgJI1gV6BlzpB7rsyYRzQ&s=19

“… attention? Why didn’t you tell the court or anyone in the courtroom at that time that you had made this request, that it was taking a little longer than you expected?” Merchan asked. “So how come you didn’t bring them up?”

Obviously to maximize delay. Judge apparently not going for it.

Intermission until I get coffee

https://twitter.com/progavalanche/status/1771942875812515909?t=5p7ahTe4rFNwPr104053vA&s=19

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Probably belongs in the lol law thread.

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Wow really no way so unexpected

https://x.com/kylegriffin1/status/1772283895964143715?s=46

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This will repeat ad infinitum until Trump owes a fractional cent and he STILL can’t pay it. It will be studied and known as Trumpo’s Paradox.

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So Trump has 10 days to turn 175 million to 454 million. This has the makings of a great screenplay imo.

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Nah 10 days to get a 175 mil bond that will cover it

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How embarrassing if he can’t come up with this. I’m guessing he will no problem since even his team asked for $100M. But in my fantasies the court is playing 3D chess knowing he can’t even cover $175M

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Still batting .0000 on consequences

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Are there any books that take action on the Mar a Lago club championship?

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