Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

“joe biden, frankly, is now the new leader of hamas. HAMAS. he’s fighting isreal on the side of hamas, it’s a very sad thing to see”

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https://twitter.com/jerrysaltz/status/1769899556483866819?t=bpe8DNPhBm_1qIhVyk8NjA&s=19

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I wonder this too but it’s not like anyone has offered to give me millions of dollars lately.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1769877751626956820?t=HA-V1Gb8Csuzm92IQWohmg&s=19

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This is more like it

But what if we put a plane with booted tires on a treadmill runway? Could it take off?

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I literally said that most of those things are things that ‘can’ be done and it’s naive? Ok.

Only if they leave the stair car and make the Trumps drive around in it.

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A boot and then a big ass flat bed.

https://x.com/zprtr1/status/1769837367366414515?s=46

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veepstakes poll
  • senate wackjob
  • congressional wackjob
  • washed up/former elected wackjob
  • one of his kids
  • a right wing celebrity who’s never been elected to anything
0 voters

I’m thinking Noem and nothing really fit for whack job governor.

He’s going to want a woman he thinks is attractive and very loyal. Stefanik ain’t it. Plus she will shill Trump brand condoms so when the president and vp have sex…

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Who’s the celebrities?

Ted Nugent
James Woods
That ex star wars actress
Sorbo
Chachi
Michele Tafoya
Elon?

governor of one of those tiny population rural states is senator-level imo

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Agree*. Idk if washed necessarily applies but surely he can come up with a Pence upgrade.

*except for the sex part. Can’t see even MAGA degrading themselves that far.

Kid Rock

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https://twitter.com/taradublinrocks/status/1769870563772960829?t=pds68PdGnNuqlhNbBfl-JQ&s=19

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If the treadmill moves forward at an impressively high speed, yes.

I think he is going to pick a family member to lean into the dictator theme.

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