Putting Laura Trump in the RNC would be such a glorious disaster, it has to happen.
holy shit this is one of those “you can’t unsee it” things
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I think her forehead juts out more than typical and it’s casting a shadow. gonna need some phrenologists to weigh in here
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It’s a sharply defined eye socket. That’s right.
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Just more proof Valentine’s day is for stupid people who don’t know how to treat their partners.
Except She’s not There
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Is a sharply defined eye socket a bigger sin than sharply defined elbows 
such a good song
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Is this the first time the SCOTUS has weighed in on one of the criminal cases?
Trump on a secret phone call with Xi: i will of course sell out the country to china, you know that. but i need to win the election first. i need zingers. can you help me out at all?
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1757929913695482307?t=l_jrzqr4U8rZs4I_wMZPOQ&s=19
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Seems like this has a non-negligible chance of blowing up the GA case.
That’s why you offensively defame your enemies, on the off change you get an opening you’ve already primed the pump. 4d chess.
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Stormy Daniels case is still kicking around the court, after all these years.
And a porn star shall save them
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Remember back when everyone thought that would be a big deal? Oh noes, Trump got caught red-handed with campaign funding shenanigans, now he’s in trouble. And Mickey Cohen, what fun times those were.