Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

Were these the scaramuchi years?

I mean, minutes?

Time it was and what a time it was, it was
A time of innocence
A time of confidences
Long ago it must be
I have a photograph
Preserve your memories
They’re all that’s left you

So according to the prosecutor, Willis gave him a trip to Belize as a birthday present. Pretty nice present.

Ah, well, nevertheless.

For lawbros this just proves that the system works.

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And she reimbursed him for the stuff he paid for. In cash :rofl:

Yeah this hearing sounds awful. One week they’re in Aruba, the next in Belize, then in Miami.

Now they are talking about taint contracts. I’m not making this up.

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taint nothin’ imo

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Whose taint?

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Meanwhile, Clarence is married to a goddamn insurrectionist and sitting in judgement on SCOTUS. Jfc. Asymmetrical warfare. TV lawbros are talking about the appearance of impropriety. Clarence has been on the ass-end of 8-1 rulings making him a glaring outlier for clearly personal reasons.

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We strenuously object. Is that how it works?

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lol who is Blanche here?

Todd Blanche, one of Trump’s lawyers. Seems like one of the low quality noise maker types like Habba.

If you mean which character from A Few Good Men, then the one played by Demi Moore.

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when was the last time melania was seen with trump? her mom’s funeral?

Yeah. We had video of trump standing outside of her limo chatting with her for a minute before walking away to his separate limo

The fake Melania conspiracy was the one wacky conspiracy theory that I can kinda get into.

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Fani Willis voluntarily taking the stand

that’s amazing, did you come up with that?

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“Tennessee’s kind of hard to call a vacation.”

Hey!

GAME OVER

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