Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1638969629409431552?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA

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Praying for Actual Idiots to give him another cool one and a half million in the next 3 days

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There were reports of prosecutors talking to law enforcement about security preparations in case of indictment.

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Y’all don’t know what you’re looking at here (and that’s because so little info has been shared by prosecutors thus far). I think the criming runs deeper than even I imagined and is probably scarier too

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Even that sentence looks like a parody of “I wanna believe”

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https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1638945384742395910?t=KY18NHNrHRh-Q0gY5Vj0Kg&s=19

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Someone like Chris Hayes commented when the “news” broke that the source appeared to be Trump, so it had to be taken with more than a grain of salt.

I assumed people were kidding about being surprised/dismayed he wasn’t arrested. I certainly was.

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I knew, but I thought it was British.

I think a huge percentage of idiots outside of Florida who “really like that DeSantis guy” have never really heard him talk. They just see headlines and fox news stories about the racism and anti lgbtq+ shit he is doing, and that is good enough for them.

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Really hoping econophile gets to make a “I found this wallet and I kept the money” joke in 2024.

Yeah, it seems kind of weird in 2023 to wonder why conservatives seem to like something that is objectively bad in reality. They don’t live in reality, they live in a Fox News and Facebook torrent of misinformation.

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https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1639254229184577536?t=4v19ZZ6stY_7SJR7RW3hiA&s=19

“Truely” he has a dizzying intellect.

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https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1638049816688365568?t=sfEHK2lOs3p-SsSXc_ilwA&s=19

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The envelope delivered by the U.S. Postal Service Friday has been “deemed non-hazardous” at the scene, the mail room to the DA’s office, officials told Fox News.

A law enforcement source confirmed there was a note saying “Alvin – I’ll kill you” in the envelope.

https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1639374594007273472?s=20

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https://twitter.com/TedNugent/status/1639370016750534657

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Pitchbot spitting fire lately

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Late to the poll but voted Trump because he actually already did destroy democracy, just will take some time for everyone else to realize it imo.

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