Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

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“Honey, kids…I’m going away for a while. I can’t tell you where or for how long. All I ask is that you wait patiently for me…and call me xxBongLover420xxx for the time being.”

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Well I hope they wear masks, too.

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I reported for grand jury duty today and was dismissed. It was at the main criminal courthouse in NYC. I think it’s across the street from where the Trump trial is happening.

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Day is over but this account is posting a lot of detail, if you’re into it.

https://x.com/innercitypress/status/1747372019144917422?s=20

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Stollen? Are they all doing it on purpose now?

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Could’ve been on purpose. Or autocorrect. But spelling is culturally determined so maybe we’re the ones getting it wrong?

It’s swollen. So it must be stollen. It’s common sense.

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erection->election
swollen->stollen

Hmm could be.

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“I said sit down!” Judge Lewis Kaplan told Trump’s lawyer Alina Habba.

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Kaplan shot back, “It is denied. Sit down.”

Sit down. Stand up. Sit down. Make up your damn mind, man.

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https://x.com/innercitypress/status/1747650675025006777?s=20

Objection, Your Honor!

I always wondered what happens if you refuse to stand when the bailiff says, “all rise” when a judge walks into the courtroom. What if you have a bad leg or back? What if your religion says you shall not rise for any mortal man? Probably a contempt charge. Fuck judges

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Narrator: Do I really still need to be here?

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On one hand judges have a shit load of power and often exercise it in dehumanizing ways like forcing others to engage in this bullshit pageantry. On the other hand, fuck Trump and everyone who works for him, so imma let this slide.

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https://x.com/eorden/status/1747682290317095177?s=20

in this circumstance

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The judge should comp him a night at the MCC