Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

“The Guantanamo of NY” doesn’t sound like a nice place but at least the Secret Service would see he didn’t get Epsteined.

https://x.com/eorden/status/1747693419135189355?s=20

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Trump wants the judge to do something that feeds into his persecution complex so that he can portray himself as the victim to his supporters.

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Heard someone yesterday saying Trump crying victim resonates with his supporters because they also see themselves as victims and in peril, however irrational that view may be. His voice is their voice, so the lies ring true. They are one with him.

It seemed more profound before I wrote that out, but there you go.

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They’re going to claim to be victims no matter what happens, so we should take pleasure in victimizing them whenever possible.

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Starting to think he has a domination fetish and was actually getting peed on in that Russian hotel.

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How is that a punishment?

The jury did not find that Trump had raped Carroll, as she had alleged in a lawsuit. But that finding hinged on the fact that Carroll could not say whether he had penetrated her in the store’s dressing room with his penis or a finger.

Under New York state law, rape involves penetration by a penis. But Kaplan has noted in subsequent court orders Carroll’s use of the term rape is consistent with how the public often defines it, and with how other states’ penal codes define it.

defense sshould call expert witness Stormy Daniels.

Sick burn esp. with regard to his tiny little baby hands.

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Lol

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“I didn’t say ‘Kaplan says’ you are out”.

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IANAL but this whole very long thread is hilarious. Habba is completely incompetent. Trump should appeal on that basis.

https://x.com/innercitypress/status/1747724058643283974?s=20

With the display Habba is putting on, you can’t blame the judge for taking this shot.

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1747776970199363917?t=8_dnylnFuTOGdTL2uZRY8g&s=19

Syphillus speculation.

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He was probably just Ronning a jar of strawberry jelly

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In before claim of stigmata

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https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1747775362203844610?t=5t73omGzgMRd86RGmiBC3g&s=19

So is this consistent with Trump’s supposed cognitive decline? Swiss cheese brain or whatever?

Maybe he was just frying up some eggs and grabbed a hot pan handle or something.

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That’s red sharpie marks from all the markers he’s huffing. Or genital herpies that has spread from wanking

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