Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

GOT HIM x 1000

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1743471630326911017?t=-eJY1M-w0UPIbkN6qSX1zQ&s=19

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Heā€™s just like me for real

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1743729919698280687?t=h9j1qpmUlsRQ5ND9ICiVeg&s=19

A man who openly proclaims his intentions to become a dictator, who views ā€œruthless control of peopleā€ as successful leadership, is gonna get 70+ million votes, mostly from the people in this country who will not shut up about how much they value freedom

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Thatā€™s incredible.

What percentage of poker players vote for Trump?

Voting for Trump is a tell that youā€™re a fish at the ballot box < strike > poker table.

Ps. Took me forever to find the less than and greater than sign so I could prove that Iā€™m a techno stud. Cuz I couldnā€™t find strike through and formatting otherwise this BB software seems legit. Can I deliver groceries with it and have my driveway plowed?

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Slavery was the reason for the revolutionary war as well.

My guess is that all wars are about slavery at one level or another. Always have been always will be.

Go.

Nah, sounds good and plausible but thatā€™s just bullshit. This is known as a hot take I think.

Unless slavery equals or approaches maximum greed.

But I think itā€™s true that the revolutionary war was about slavery. Absolutely.

This software uses markdown for strikethrough double tilde before and after.

I use (s) and (/s) in square brackets and it works

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He didnā€™t lift a stubby little finger. Literally.

https://x.com/AmoneyResists/status/1744098714266849721?s=20

This is all going to be really depressing a year from now on the anniversary when weā€™re staring at all the offenders getting pardoned in a few weeks.

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I doubt trump pardons anyone not named trump

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Why? Heā€™s already done it several times.

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Under the 28th Amendment, all loyal citizens will receive the surname Trump.

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How hilarious would it be if Trump didnā€™t have the January 6th schmucks pardoned.

Some of the J6 MAGA later denounced Trump. Those guys arenā€™t getting pardoned.

A gross misunderstanding of the man. Once heā€™s in power again, he has no use for them unless of course they can pony up a mil