Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

He’s envisioning Nikki groveling, taking it all back, and bringing him Diet Coke.

Can I interest you in a wager on this proposition?

Edit: I just saw that I’m late to the party. If you want more action, let me know. I’ll even give you 3:2. Settle via paypal.

Lol

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Trump will dangle VP to shut her up then pick Laura Loomer or whoever

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MTG or Boebert would be more this timeline.

Nah, Trump isn’t going to want anyone who might outshine him in the attention department.

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Is it just me or is twitter just a lot of Trump poops himself and is using footpads to keep from keeling over posts right now?

Yeah I definitely clicked something I shouldn’t have.

https://x.com/WiscoJasmine/status/1738591571962929362?s=20

Damn you Elon. Says “Depends” obviously

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Lots of 30 Rock clips right now, which is a plus.

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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1738730287524196863

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HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS

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I like that this might get him off: “as potus i need to enforce election security. We had to look at every angle and all the evidence”

But he can’t help himself and blows it by adding: “and the evidence showed that I’m the real president!”

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I need immunity and I did nothing wrong is a perfect this timeline take.

He doesn’t need IMMUNITY because he DID NOTHING WRONG, he’s just entitled to it, you see.

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THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, LIED TO CONGRESS, CHEATED ON FISA, RIGGED A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, ALLOWED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, MANY FROM PRISONS & MENTAL INSTITUTIONS, TO INVADE OUR COUNTRY, SCREWED UP IN AFGHANISTAN, & JOE BIDEN’S MISFITS & THUGS, LIKE DERANGED JACK SMITH, ARE COMING AFTER ME, AT LEVELS OF PERSECUTION NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN OUR COUNTRY??? IT’S CALLED ELECTION INTERFERENCE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/111637768275751269

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FA LA LA LA LA

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No holiday will keep him away from his misery. Kind of heart-warming in a way.

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Swing voters are not real.

It’s turnout. The game is turnout.

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Lots of big words in there

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