Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

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A bright, positive message for our nation’s youth.

It continues to astound me (not really) that half of all Americans will read that and their only reaction will be: “Yeah, sounds good to me.”

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Trump should put OJ Simpson in charge of something.

Norm MacDonald joke: President Trump today announced he would be adding OJ Simpson to his cabinet. He’ll be heading the department of wife and waiter murders.

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Fire up the excavator at Bedminster.

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https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1724084783926448205?t=iSutaU3W2ywplH7ECbnVcA&s=19

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Ok, that’s not a bad reply.

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He is the smart brother.

Trump died

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Mary Ann Trump his sister

FYP.

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https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1724108040851300506?t=7aW9N_-jhq7eIRKNVADBZA&s=19

He’s here all week! Jk maybe he’ll be done soon.

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First likeable quality I’ve ever heard about Don Jr.

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Us: yeah funding mental institutions is actually a good idea, thank you

The president:

Did he do a Rodney Dangerfield tie correction too?

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https://x.com/mmpadellan/status/1724101282527400172?s=20

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Weissmann is just a TV guy now, no official position, no real power. Weird he got his goat.

“I’d say it’s good to be here, but i have a feeling the attorney general would sue me for perjury”

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You know, there’s a lot of fraud in the real estate business; a lot of criminals. Take my dad. Please.

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