Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

I’m sure the legal points matter but the important thing is that even if Trump is defiant, in the end, he has to do as he’s told. It has to be clear he’s not bigger than the system.

https://x.com/AWeissmann_/status/1721609226705879190?s=20

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He’s admitted that in like 50 different Truths but it’s nice to get him to do it under oath.

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Key fact! I love key facts in the trump era, always means key results

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Sounds like he learned his lesson

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We’re obviously not there yet, but this is more what I picture.

It cuts off just before the staff breaks but you get the idea. I don’t like the end of this scene (which isn’t in the clip) but think it was a mistake to omit the breaking of Saruman’s staff in the theatrical version of the movie.

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https://twitter.com/mluckovichajc/status/1721633632844956089?t=K6CvspqbpFy0ivG6-HQ9Rg&s=19

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image

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How it started

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It’s insane that this is real.

https://twitter.com/santiagomayer_/status/1721892517678137454

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Lindsey Graham?

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https://x.com/EverythingOOC/status/1721643619814367299?s=20

It really is. Somehow in the last decade we got both this and “Please clap.” Its as if smiley face greek mask took over for a few minutes each time and said “youve all been through enough lately. Lets have some fun.”

This is me every time I try to talk about 4 seasons out loud.

https://x.com/LiftForever67/status/1721914016141042042?s=20

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I’m still reeling from the GWB presidency where the VP shot a dude in the face, and the President and his Press Secretaries would call on a male sex worker for softball questions.

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1722267502372393080?t=qRpnqV_1k3EkkHdIhKFoyw&s=19

Probably the highlight of the day.

https://twitter.com/funder/status/1722276179703636314?t=7-j-wf_MuhE8GwdiOSXAuw&s=19

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Yeah the dunks are funny but don’t comments like this make the judge seem a little sideshow-y? I feel like introducing even a sniff of partiality and bias to these trials will be what people glom onto.

Like just stfu, keep your head down, listen to Ivanka’s word salad, and levy a $200mm judgement against dad.

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Maybe. Idk anymore. But I do like a little humor in the face of the hurricane of Trump bullshit.

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https://x.com/eorden/status/1722301834952401332?s=20

I was thinking about this, too. My take is similar – that these are probably the types of comments that get made all the time by judges - they are human beings, after all - and are considered completely benign, but because of the profile of this case and the defendant(s), every comment will be over-analyzed. I don’t know if that means he should or shouldn’t make them.

The particular comment doesn’t even strike me as one that would elicit a laugh. Just seems lame. If a judge is going to crack jokes, make it good material.

He absolutely shouldn’t make them.

Comments like that are exactly what Trump wants.

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