Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

This still cracks me up. And as relevant as it was then.

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Does anybody else get oddly uncomfortable that Randy gets RSTLE but not N?

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I get why they did that though. Joke doesn’t really work if the N is given too.

On the show they say “R, S, T, L, N, E”, and on South Park they said “R, S, T, L, and E”, which sounds basically the same. That was brilliant imo.

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Yea he said he was gonna do this and then said his lawyers advised not to do it which I’m sure they did haha

https://twitter.com/lawfulspice/status/1719882668966342915?t=mCvqMD4ISiOsrCgKIaHHcA&s=19

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https://twitter.com/lawofruby/status/1720103642877792628?t=6ec5YFc-TnACYQITHAFBfA&s=19

Love how he hedges his bets on Old vs. New Testament

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I’m sure it’s been passed before, but always reminds me of one of the best scenes from Office Space.

https://x.com/lawofruby/status/1720105317512409593?s=20

The trial is a little hard to follow by tweet. Quick summary of the Trump boys’ testimony here

https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2023-11-02/donald-trump-jr-to-testify-for-second-day-in-new-york-fraud-trial

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I think I’d like to see that prick behind bars almost as much as I’d like to see his jackass father locked up.

he’s wearing a blue tie

real cuck energy

https://x.com/eorden/status/1720178725872951598?s=20

https://x.com/MikeSington/status/1720189165105754511?s=20

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https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1720200938076479579?s=20

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rick-james

This was so disturbing I had to look it up on the live stream. Thankfully he’s doing an impression of a girl at a weightlifting competition failing to lift a heavy weight in front of her mother. Less thankfully it’s part of a bit he’s doing to disparage trans participation in sport. His next impression is of a trans girl lifting the same weight easily.

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He affirms he reported to his father between 2014, when he became an EVP, and January 2017 and confirms he did not report to anyone else.

“A lot of people are surprised when I tell them I started out as a lowly senior vice president right out of college, but it’s true,” said Lightman, 37, who stressed that he had to work every angle to get to where he is today, including being born to the head of the company, being raised by the head of the company, going to the same prestigious business school as the head of company on a legacy scholarship, and being hired at age 22 for a management-level position by the head of the company

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