“oh absolutely i would testify. one hundred percent. i would love to testify because i’m so innocent. the problem is my lawyers, who i don’t like very much by the way, i think they’re handling my case very poorly and i may have to replace them, they’re saying legally i can’t because i’m the president and if they put me under oath they could force me to reveal a lot of secrets which frankly would be very illegal to do so and it’ll be the judge’s problem not mine but the lawyers are saying that i just won’t be able to do it. thank you!”
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Trump Will Testify in his own Defense in any Criminal Trial
- YES
- LOL NO
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he’s gotta do it, think of the TV ratings
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He’d want to pull an Alex Jones and make a mockery of it by testifying but no way his lawyers allow that.
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I doubt it but I really want him to.
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Way too coherent. You gotta throw in a few organic windmill references and somehow transition to talking about refrigerators in a way that feels relevant but absolutely is not.
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We could watch Trump fire a new lawyer every week.
Who will make the cut to defend Trump at trial?? 
Trump appearing in pro se, that is, representing himself, works for me.
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Tarrio took some of his 40s away from himself!
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Lawyer: “boys, if you roll this dice, 17% of the time you’ll shave 1-2 years off your sentence at trial. 83% of the time, you’ll more than double the years of your sentence at trial. Do NOT roll this dice.”
Proud Boys: [wearing backward hats and wraparound Oakleys, sipping on White Claws] “roll that motherfucker!!”
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They gotta be planning on trump pardon im sure to make that call right or just too proud to plead?
Unfortunately the line you crossed was very real, Mr. Trump.
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Oops
Proud Boys: Ive played BG3. I nail 17s on the reg.
Btw, whats my Charisma modifier? What do you mean -10?
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No surprise
Club Fed just got it’s newest batch of Trustees.
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Seems fairly obvious they are rolling for January 20 2025 pardons
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