Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

It’s all a joke. Always has been.

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Am I unique in that I’m excellent at determining sarcasm on the internet?

Sure you are.

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Predicit has it - Noem, Vivek, Scott, Haley as the four favorites with at least 10%. Then Lake at 7 and Stefanik at 5.

I guess Noem fits the Pence mold of unremarkable governor, but not sure why’d she take it. I feel Trump would hate Vivek if they met as they both seem like they need to be the alpha dog. Scott makes sense as he’s just so bland and willing to do whatever.

Just like Pence, a delusion that serving as VP under Trump is the avenue to a future Presidency.

The Hamburglar rebrand was absolutely real.

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Word is that aides around Trump have been dissuading him from considering McDonald land characters for any major appointments.

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He could run Enrique Tarrio (from prison) for the hispanic vote.

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LAW AND ORDER

The new cabinet has been assembled with fast food efficiency.

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The GOP is calling the trio McTriple.

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Looks like he was modelled off of Repo Man

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If corporations are people, isn’t the McDonald’s corporation eligible to be VP?

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That is the hardest pic of the McDonald’s crew I’ve ever seen.

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“Oh man, I shot Marvin Hamburglar in the face”

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Dork Doggler

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Imagine Trump picking MTG or Lake for VP and dying in office like a week in.

One of my favorite things we have all forgotten about in these past seven years is the Trump-penetrating-Pence logo from the 2016 campaign:

Bring it back!

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mike-pence-pence-trump

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Pundit on CNN re indicted and unidicted co-conspirators in Ga: “These are the kind of people who would throw their own mother in a whorehouse.”

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“Stand back and stand by…for proud boy sentencing.”

(TBF, I don’t think that statement from Trump was intentionally malicious. He’s just an idiot.)

22 years. FAFO

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