Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

Politics & News
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Edit: Fake ~100% probability.

Pro tip: Never let Trump get behind you.

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i think he sent that before the explicit written orders to not intimidate or influence witnesses, so it’s fine

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4621

I heard that Truth Social post is fake?

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Eh, yeah fooled again. Editing.

4623

I still can’t get over that there is zero distinction between real tweets and fake ones

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It’s easy to spot fake tweets that are too sane. It’s the fake tweets that are absolutely insane that are incredibly hard to spot.

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4625

They’re believable because you know goddamn well that’s exactly what he’s thinking.

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4626

Good discussion on the 14th amendment Section 3

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4627

The best people.

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4628

According to invoices obtained by CNN, Powell’s non-profit, Defending the Republic, hired forensics firms that ultimately accessed voting equipment in four swing states won by Biden: Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Arizona.

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A Trump/MTG ticket would be peak USA and is really the only possible outcome to this timeline.

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4630

Kari Lake seems on brand. I can’t see him picking MTG, or sticking with her for too long if he does. She’s too ambitious and unpredictable. He prefers his underlings to be pushover sycophants.

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4631

My early guess is that, in the end, Trump picks Pence again. Although this time he will have a more sophisticated understanding of the power of his position and he will make Pence wear one of those jesters hats or something.

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4632

Pence has nearly zero equity to be picked again.

My guess as of right now: Stefanik

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This is a weird joke right? He is less popular than Biden among the GOP.

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I think it’s a normal joke.

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4635

Well he may not run as Pence. They could cultivate a new identity for him, like “Duke Grovel” or “The New Hamburgler” or something.

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4636

Didn’t McDonald’s already do a Hamburgler rebrand a few years ago?

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4637

I swear I can’t tell half the time anymore what is real and what is a joke! :grinning::man_shrugging:

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Yup. MTG us too loud and online. Would take too much of the spotlight from Trump. Trump needs a yes man, not woman unless he thinks he can fuck her while POTUS.