Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1636119761212915712?s=20

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These are all terrible.

We got him

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1636155588248829956?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA

Yeah we had that years ago

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Motherfucker was caught dead to rights stealing nuclear secrets and these dipsticks are still trying to make me excited about some phone call where he pushes for some kind of session or whatever?

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Yeah those are all terrible. But it is an exercise in two word nicknames. Every nickname that includes the, is significantly better without the

Rino Ronny>>>Ronny the Rino

Dull DeSantis>>DeSantis the Dull

Puppet Ron>>Ron the Puppet

Still think Rhonda Santis is the best I’ve seen for him.

In my heart he will always be “Meatball.”

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Only works in tweets, phonetically it’s just his name

It’s Tiny D

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We got him I’m crying

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1636784579120857108?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA

Lul

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tenor

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I need to do some prep, but my body will be ready!

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we need a “Tragic Non-Indictment of TFG” thread right now

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Trump: The greatest threat is not “Russia,” it is the “US Government and NATO” (paraphrasing)

https://www.reddit.com/r/BadChoicesGoodStories/comments/11tjmei/putins_orange_sock_puppet_donny_dumbfuck_says/

Just blatant, unabashed treason

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This is serious! He violated the emoluments clause or the emollients clause or some kind of clause!
https://news.yahoo.com/trump-failed-law-foreign-gifts-172327940.html

We have moved past the (1) they won’t indict lolLaw portion of the program on to the (2) lol they won’t charge wegotheeeeeeem episode.

https://twitter.com/nicoagrant/status/1636839324661719041?s=20

https://twitter.com/mikesington/status/1636849571707092994?s=42&t=wqU00svfmTke6S3AWMKPgA

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Just a reminder that Texas AG Ken Paxton has been under indictment for securities fraud since 2015

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