Donald J Trump: Rip Van Winkle edition

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this guy was literally literally impeached for trying to drum up bogus charges against joe biden by renegotiating arms to ukraine

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CAN A PRESIDENT ORDER HIS DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE TO INDICT AN OPPONENT JUST PRIOR TO AN ELECTION?

TIL A 17 month gap is actually “just prior” to something.

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I like campaign trail being in quotes.

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The " trial (s)" part made me smile

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The filing includes proposed changes that would narrow the scope of the limitations sought by the government. One of the revisions would allow Trump to publicly disclose recordings and transcripts of witness testimony that prosecutors obtained in the course of their investigation and are expected to turn over to the defense.

Trump wants to hold the trial before the trial and have it on truth social.

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I’m not a lawyer but it really feels like this should be moved to the Peoples Court

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No time is too far out for the MAGAs to start pushing the “it’s so close to the election let’s just postpone the trial until after the election so the people decide”

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https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/07/trump-gag-order-is-likely-given-his-online-attacks-pence-jack-smith-legal-experts-say.html

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Contumacious. That’s a new word for me. I can’t wait for it to come up in the NYT Spelling Bee.

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My wife listens to morning Joe sometimes

Just now. The female host with him referred to trump as a rapist

It’s different this time around

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Come on this whole thread has to be a joke right.

They played the grab ‘‘em by the Pussy video on every news show for months in 2015.

It’s exactly the same.

Oh man can we get SNL to do his trial like he’s on Judge Judy

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“No agreement yet on protective order hearing, Trump team looks to push to next week” the first chyron I see after turning on the news

Not that I know what it means, but I thought it was a MINUTE ORDER, not a MINUTE REQUEST.

Hold on let us check our calendars, uhh, how about mid September?

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1688990628976398337

It is absolutely unforgivable that tweets no longer load.

Not Onion:
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A complete and total disgrace!

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