Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

American Beauty

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History teacher takes random vacations

Rear Window?

A plastic bag for thirty seconds

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By the end of this thread, we will all be horribly disappointed to learn that all movie plots distill down to one of 10-15 boring sentences.

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Nyet. I’d describe that one as, “Kevin Spacey learns what it’s like to be sexually assaulted by an older man”.

Correct.

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Damn you, bob!

A former nun and lots of kids.

Dangerous Minds

4 lads from leith go shopping

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No, and that movie sucked.

Trainspotting

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Whoopi dee doo

Eta: part 2

Sound of Music. I was trying for that earlier but Sister Act fit as well. I panicked.

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Shit I thought this one would be easy

Scottish man has a grudge against the English.

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Braveheart

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade