Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

Two middle aged men admire each other from afar. After having coffee at a diner together, they end up holding hands near an airport runway.

3 Likes

Thats what I was going for

1 Like

Englishman visits Aqaba and Damascus.

Heat?

4 Likes

philosophical debate between free will and determinism with a Lexus product placement

1 Like

If you are guessing at mine, skydiver was closer.

1 Like

Religious artifact discovered in Egypt, transferred to government warehouse.

Boring man becomes savior

Matrix?

2 Likes

The Bible?

Life of Brian?

chupa got it first try

But if the Bible was a movie, it could fit

Three white guys spend a long weekend fishing

1 Like

Boring man gave it away, lol. Genius though.

1 Like

Alcohol abusers try to remember shit

V For Vendetta

Watchmen

1 Like

Avengers

Man watches his neighbors do stuff.

Just posted the answer a minute ago

Watchmen

No one cares, enjoy the sand