Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible: Ore freighter crew encounters pest problem on their ship.
English fellow has a thing for a bit of the old ultra violence and goes to rehab.
Too interesting.
Young man with behavior issues gets into trouble, receives counseling.
I assumed it had to be boring but recognizable. Not sure I could peg the movie from your description.
colleagues hangout in a warehouse after work
Young English lad with behavior issues gets into trouble, receives counseling.
Resevoir Dogs?
Yep
Adult entertainers do drugs and face life challenges.
(still pretty interesting)
Alien?
Man seeks out retiree to help reconnect with his father and save his family’s livelihood.
Yes to Alien.
Godfather?
Nope, but any more clues and it would be too interesting. (also odd that drilling it down to this reveals essentially similar plots between two very different movies)
Gladiator?
No that makes no sense.
haha no…though that might actually be closer in some ways. Hmmm.
Field of dreams
got it
One for the foreign dude he havent seen a baseball game till he was 35.
Caretaker struggles with writer’s block. (easy)
The shining i suppose.
You could make it less interesting by saying: Fringe actors do drugs and face life challenges.