Describe your favorite movie as boringly as possible

R.C · July 9, 2020, 3:11am

I mean, that’s technically not the name of the movie in question, but you got what I was getting at.

smrk4 · July 9, 2020, 3:11am

So other correct answers may have been Satan’s Alley and Scorcher 3?

R.C · July 9, 2020, 3:22am

Slightly less correct but suitably enough.

RiskyFlush · July 9, 2020, 3:23am

Getting an advance copy of the new Harry Potter book isn’t even the craziest thing she had to do to keep her job.

anon92450360 · July 9, 2020, 3:43am

Member of Borsch Belt dance ensemble commits statutory rape, winds up with victim, this is a happy ending

R.C · July 9, 2020, 4:13am

Cartoonist Gets Divorced

smrk4 · July 9, 2020, 4:15am

Devil Wears Prada

smrk4 · July 9, 2020, 4:17am

Dirty Dancing

smrk4 · July 9, 2020, 4:18am

American Splendor?

RiskyFlush · July 9, 2020, 4:20am

giphy-4

smrk4 · July 9, 2020, 4:38am

A troupe of guys spread magic everywhere they go (two acceptable answers)

AllTheCheese · July 9, 2020, 4:42am

Peter Pan? Probably too literal to be intended. Also, I may not know what troupe means.

smrk4 · July 9, 2020, 4:48am

Peter Pan is about 4.5 MPA ratings away from the answer

AllTheCheese · July 9, 2020, 4:48am

Magic Mike?

smrk4 · July 9, 2020, 4:49am

Don’t forget Magic Mike XXL

AllTheCheese · July 9, 2020, 4:59am

Boats are heavy as fuck.

Twist · July 9, 2020, 5:02am

Fitzcarraldo

AllTheCheese · July 9, 2020, 5:02am

Yep.

R.C · July 9, 2020, 5:12am

No, but I like that you brought it up.

Admittedly, my description is not particularly useful but is definitely relevant.

AllTheCheese · July 9, 2020, 5:13am

Man kills himself nightly.