Democratic Primary Debates

Probably some bullshit like “How are you the best person to cross the aisle and work with Republicans to improve our country?”

Let’s be honest, I’m sure the anchors would disagree with this but I bet the executives are aware that their ratings are through the roof compared to a Clinton admin.

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glass 1/3 full, mrs moderator

Tell me you don’t see Andy Sandburg in a wig playing Steyer?

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They predicted CNN would host a shitshow? Some freakin Nostradamuses over there at Chapo.

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Senator Sanders, is it going to be hard for a raging socialist such as yourself to beat Donald Trump?

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PBS one was superior in every way on probably 1/50th the budget. Private Business>Govt though right?

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Senator Sanders, would you say you’re more like Chairman Mao or Pol Pot?

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Where’s Butteig from ? Industy Mid something?

Oh god, how could a draft-dodger compete against a real US veteran, no way he loses.

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God, please bring back the League of Women Voters

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https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1217288649525682177

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Pocahontas CONFIRNED

How are you going to inspire the nation with your greatness Amy?

What the fuck at all these gambling references from Klob tonight?

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klob with a “poker chips” reference lol

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Legit addiction there

Call the hotline, Klob

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klob the degen

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TY. I was trying to come up with an appropriate burn for this exact answer, and of course the answer was less paraphrasing and more exact quoting

It’s like that piece in Dana Carvey’s Critics Choice HBO special in 1995 when he’s dunking on that scene in Waterworld where Kevin Costner pisses into a filter, gives a few pushes on an air pump, and voila, TASTER’S CHOICE