Democratic Primary Debates

Will be much better with fewer people, though I still expect horseshit questions. Strategically, it’s time for Warren to show some attack dog competence and destroy Pete. Her campaign is on life support, probably irredeemably lost, but any hope she has requires nuking him and taking the technocrat vote.

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Yeah this really is a pretty big opportunity for her to redeem herself. This will either be the last gasp of a foundering campaign or the moment She turned it around.

The Klobacharmada needs to fire a broadside at Sleepy Joe.

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She really has no other route.

Fuck yeah

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KLOB has gone full circle. I hated her, then she was so pathetic I liked her, now she’s still inexplicably here and it’s time for it to be over.

I think I missed the part where this was possible.

Klob gotta go out like a suicide bomber.

Hide a box of office supplies behind her podium and start firing them at the other candidates and moderator when she gets pissed. It’d be amazing to see Joe Biden (stapler to the head) listed as questionable on a political injury report.

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fwiw I still think this debate is totally irrelevant but I’m interested for betting reasons–also you’ve got warren trying to save her campaign, Pete after his latest slide (but he’s still very much live to win in iowa), Klob trying to do anything of relevance, Yang trying to be more than that guy who gets people on reddit and approximately nobody else to vote for him, biden trying to only make one or two stupid gaffes tonight, and well I hope steyer got his money’s worth.

Oh right, bernie too, but he’s gonna say the same thing he always does and that’s boring at this point.

If I were a predictit bettor I’d put some money on Klob before the debate and sell it in a few days before more polls come out. She’s going to get positive press and fake buzz about how she might overperform in Iowa after the debates, because it’s becoming trendy to hate on Pete and the media needs another Biden challenger of the week to prop up.

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I have started drinking and plan to continue until I fall asleep. With any luck that will be before 10pm.

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well I’m on the same plan a lot of others are, sell all klob shares after she gets like 6% in iowa or some shit (or in your scenario) but I don’t have enough $ on it to matter either way.

btw, debate is free here tonight for those needing a link

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in 4 Trolly’s Klobuchar silliness

This shit appeals to the lowest common denominator. They should just embrace it by getting Maury Povich to moderate. Nothing crazier than having Maury reveal in a paternity test that Joe Biden isn’t really Hunter’s father, which leads Biden to dance in celebration, breaking his hip and his chance at the Democratic nomination in the process.

In the case of 49 year old Hunter, Joe…

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$200 million of ads didn’t get Mayor Mike on the stage?

Fuck off.

I think he would have qualified if polling was the only requirement, but there is also a requirement to get a certain number of donors, and he’s not even bothering with that because he’s already got the loot…

Does this shit really start in 10 minutes and go for 3 hours?

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Well here we go, I guess…