Democratic Primary Debates

First hour: over
Second hour: under
Third hour: 350

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WE KNOW YOU’RE A FUCKING VEGAN, SHUT UP!!!

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BUT WHAT IF YOU DIDN’T HEAR HIM THE FIRST TIME

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Or the second or third?

Last question about how we need to be friends with republicans. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking A.

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Some of his best friends are vegetables.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/toddbarry/status/1184300432031731712

Grunching this whole thread (for tonight) bc I started the debate late. What a disaster and waste of time. All of the questions were awful, all of the answers were awful, and Donnie Dum Dum ( credit to whoever said that earlier) will be the President for the rest of our lives. Democrats are losers and always will be.

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Holy Christ this is the worst shit ever. “What horrible garbage people are you best friends with?”

“I love John McCain!”

“I had lunch with Ted Cruz!”

“I boned Trey Gowdy!”

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Also did he mention that he’s friends with Ted Cruz in there somewhere? If so, get the hell off the stage.

https://twitter.com/jonlovett/status/1184300765566816256?s=19

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A vegan is essentially declaring their veganism at all times with everything they say and do, so really, you’re always hearing it for the first time

We all have some Republican friends we would never talk about politics with.

https://mobile.twitter.com/fraying/status/1184300467418886144

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I hope whoever had this idea for a final question sits on a cactus.

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Is this real?

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Yang’s surprising best friend is Skynet

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Welp, Kamala just lost the vote of Rand Paul’s neighbor.

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LOL amazing